joke #1

A guy enters a bar where the only other patron is a seal sitting at the far end of the room. After a few minutes, the seal shouts to the man, "I like the way you smell." Confused, the man ignores the compliment. A few minutes later the seal shouts, "You've got a great haircut." The man ignores the seal, but every few minutes it yells out another compliment. Finally, the patron turns to the bartender. "What's with the animal?" he asks. "That's our seal of approval," the bartender replies.