We have similar friends, at McSweeny's

It's kinda scary how much this was like when I went to the Olive Garden on that last trip to Virginia. Except my one prof was there so My Blossoming Dependence on Alcohol didn't come. But the rest were there. And it's not that reasonably priced, the Olive Garden. At least for what you get. My bill was, like, $US30.00 for a chicken dish and a glass of wine. Though the wine was good. Like $US7.50 a glass though.

TAKING MY PERSONAL
DEMONS OUT TO LUNCH
AT THE OLIVE GARDEN.

BY ANDY BRAAKSMA