How to buy your own private island

...just in case you were wondering, 'cause this is on my list of things to do...after the time machine. But that's almost done. See you yesterday... or tomorrow, depending on you point of view.

http://wiki.ehow.com/Buy-Your-Own-Private-Island

wikiHOW -The process of buying a private island is similar to that of buying a house. When considering a house, you check for the general condition, the foundations, if it has rising dampness, and if there are termites present. Buying an island is similar, but there are far more things to consider, and in most cases, the buyer of an island has no experience on which to base their judgment apart from an emotional attachment. Considering the amount of money that you have to spend to buy a private island, it's critical that you are aware of the following issues.
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